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| Blond Joke - License Plate | 02/26/2007 | |
| Children - Hired By Parents | 02/26/2007 | |
| Financial Insight - Humor | 02/26/2007 | |
| Handshake Riddle | 02/26/2007 | |
| Help With Browsers and pro1040 Navigation | 02/21/2007 | |
| Humor - Two Robins in a Tree | 02/26/2007 | |
| Humor Contents | 02/26/2007 | |
| Humor for the Day | 02/23/2009 | |
| Humor for the Day - How To Identify Where A Driver Is From | 02/26/2007 | |
| Humor/blond_license_plate.jpg | 02/26/2007 | |
| Humor/Thumbs.db | 07/21/2004 | |
| Shopping | 02/22/2007 | |
| Some Humor - Fish | 02/26/2007 | |
| Tax Signs | 02/22/2007 | |
| Tax Signs - Property Sales | 05/10/2004 | |
| Who's On First | 02/23/2005 |
Tax - Lawyers - Doctors - CPA's - General
| Poor old Sue Started a set of books anew Without reading these lines few And now Sue is in a Stew |
From Humorist Dave Barry: "Every April 15, lock all members of Congress
in prison cells with tax forms, and the tax code. Keep them there, without food or
water, until they complete their tax returns and successfully undergo a
full IRS audit. This system would probably result in a severe shortage of
Congresspersons. But there might also be some drawbacks."
| A Lawyer and A Politician | ||
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton. |
| Beautiful? | ||
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!” |
| Catfish and Lawyers | ||
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish. |
Father visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. Goes up & down the aisles with his son, at the local Giant Food Store.
Dad: "Vas diss?? Powdered orange juice??"
Son: "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."
A few minutes later, in a different aisle
Dad: "Und vas dis?? Powdered milk?"
Son: "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"
A few minutes later, in a different aisle
Dad: "Und give a look here!! Baby Powder !! Vat a country, vat a country!"
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